You’ve
been partying Saturday night
Your
hangover hurts
But
you’ll be absolved from sins
Once
you go to church
See
that bum out on the street
Leave
him in the lurch
You
put a buck in the collection plate
When
you go to church
When
you show up at the polls
No
need to do research
Just
vote the way that you are told
When
you go to church
That
preacher’s a pervert
A
dirty son of a bitch
But
he just had to cry like a baby
He’s
back in charge of the church
Now
today is Pastor’s Day
Give
until it hurts
Pay
out the ass for that nice new car
Your
pastor drives to church
Satan
doesn’t need to try
Very
hard to search
There
are lots of gullible suckers
In
the pews at church
Your
God is your ego
What
you really worship first
You
know you’re better than everyone else
Because
you go to church
Go
to church, go to church
It’s
time to go to church
Get
your fat ass out of bed
It’s
time to go to church
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