God Jacked Off

© 1987 Black Hole Media Co. All Rights Reserved.

God jacked off
And out came the universe
They have argued for centuries
Over how he did it. You know,
Some say he used his hand;
Others think he had a wet dream.
But I say he jacked off
And out came the universe.
 
God jacked off 
And out came the universe.
Tell that to all your pseudo intellectual friends
At the coffeehouse.
Tell them, “God jacked off,
And out came the universe.”
Tell them all of a sudden.
Watch them choke on their espresso.
 
God jacked off, 
And out came the universe.
Some call it heresy;
Others call it blasphemy.
My accusers are fools.
They refuse to see the truth.
And the truth of the matter is…
 
God jacked off and out came the universe. 
 
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