Iga

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IGA knows what you want.
Step into the temple of the almighty IGA.
Please have your sacrificial gift ready in the form of checks, dead
presidents, or United States Department of Agriculture Food
Stamps.
As you wander our many hallowed halls, please pay respect to the 
exalted god IGA.
Sure, there are other gods to be worshipped, such as Lucka,
Albertsoni, or Stoppa Shoppa, but these false deities pale in
comparison to the light of the glory of the beauty of the one and only
deity IGA.
Because, unlike other gods of our pagan consumerist society…
IGA KNOWS WHAT YOU WANT.
 
Yeah, IGA knows what you want.
He knows when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake.
He knows what you buy.
He knows when you’ve got that big date and need more condoms,
toothpaste and deodorant.
HE knows what kind of food you feed your pets.
He knows when it’s that time of month. He knows all.
Surely, IGA knows what you want.
So give in.
 
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