Join Your Local Militia

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Join your local militia
Be a hero in your own mind
Join your local militia
Play soldier and pretend you’re at war
Join your local militia
Hate the government in a militant way
Join your local militia
Be a paranoid dumb fuck sign up today
 
It’s a patriotic thing
We don’t hate the government
You’d probably never understand
And we don’t really either
We just read the Constitution
Almost all the way through
And we know for sure
It says we can shoot anybody
 
Waco was a tragedy
We don’t really support Koresh
We just think he’s a great excuse
To foster our ideals
We got a lot of desperate hicks
Who live in hick towns in the sticks
To pay us dues and wear a patch
Which notes their unit name 
 
Timothy McVeigh
Was a patriotic dude
Then he got caught and prosecuted
Now he’s not so cool
He’s kind of a pariah
Doesn’t garner much support
But when we have secret meetings 
To St. Tim we raise a toast
 
The UN is plotting
A hostile takeover
They’re sending in black helicopters
From the Canadian border
And our government is selling out
To these foreign threats
We should be the ones in charge
So we can dictate all the rest
 
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