What a man'll do for pussy...
He'll make her think that he really likes her personality
And he'll make her think he really knows her too completely
He'll make her like him and think he's such a nice guy
He'll have her completely and irreversibly convinced
That he'll take her places that she's never been
And he'll shower her with lots of ritzy things
And he'll have her convinced that he might commit
But actually he just wants to get in her pants
And stick his penis in her vagina until he ejaculates
And hope to do it a few more times until he's sick of her
Then he hopes to find another fine girl to repeat the process
But as it turns out that he is such a loser
That he can't find anyone else so he'll stick with her
And so he'll convince himself that she is the one
That he wants to spend his life with so he'll buy a ring
Because she has a fine ass body and she lets him
Stick his penis into her vagina until he ejaculates
And then real soon he convinces her that she can
Throw her birth control away and try to start a family
And then nine months later they've got a mouth to feed
And then real soon it does not look too merry anymore
She starts to gain some cellulite on her hips and thighs and butt
And as it turns out his entry level service job
Can't pay for diapers or anything the baby needs
And then he gets depressed and frustrated and makes a snap decision
And he just ups and leaves her high and dry
And she can't apply for welfare 'cause they made all those cuts
And nowadays there's absolutely no sign of Daddy
So she can't get no child support and moves in with her parents
Because somehow once upon a time he managed to convince her
That she's gonna be his wife for the rest of their lives
And that they'd be like soulmates for all eternity
And they'd become upstanding members of the community
A Ward Cleaver role model for his children
Living the American dream
So let this be a lesson for all you horny men
And you women looking at them and envisioning
Baby boots and carriages thinking you've got it planned
Well let me tell you goddamn you better have a plan
If you're not really committed to this then you are gonna learn
First hand straight in the hard way what it's like to get burned
before you take the steps to bring human life into this world
You'd better know you'd better try to see what's real
And what will pass for
What a man'll do for pussy...
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