Workingman

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He's a workingman, an uptight businessman
He's got his medical plan and his 401k
He's got his stock options and his Fannie Mae 
And he's gonna have a coronary anyday
And he goes for it
And he never quits 
And the boss has a big stick up his ass
And he's got some crucial meetings to go to
And he's constipated almost every day
 
And he thinks there's too much government 
Especially when he's trying to rip people off
Or when he wants to tear up on Mother Earth
Those lawmakers don't know how much that stuff is worth
And he makes bipartisan contributions
So he gets both sides to do him favors
And he lives in a gated community 
Where minorities are only seen on TV
 
And he knows he'll have the boss' job someday
Even though he knows that day is very far away
And the chances of success is very poor
But he keeps trying anyway 'cause he's very well trained
And he wears a suit that he got off the rack 
Of the local establishment uniform store
And he sits at his desk waiting for something to do
And he knows he'll have a job 'til he gets downsized
And he's got car payments and he's got bad credit
And his ass is getting big and fatter everyday
And he sold his soul for a salary
When they drop him in the hole he'll finally be free...
 
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