I'm sorry I'm not cool enough for you
I'm just not cool enough
And you are just too cool
Gee I bet that all your friends
All think that you're so cool
That's why you let them be your friends
'Cause they can never be as cool as you
And they can all admire you
'Cause you are just too cool
But I can't figure out
What you have ever really done
To make yourself so cool
You basically just show up at all
The trendy spots
And you just hang around and demonstrate
How to be cool
And talk a bunch of trash with your
Social clique du jour
About all of the people who you don't
Think are as cool
But now you're in my telescope
I'm scrutinizing you
And personally from my perspective
You're a useless fool
Without your outer camouflage
You're just so destitute
Of any everlasting value
Or a coherent thought
I really don't give a rat's ass
About what you own or bought
If you need to disparage me
Consider if you can
You're just a mental midget
And I'm a wiser man
Fascists like you show me
What is wrong with our domain
I point out idiots like you
And I've no need to explain
To anyone who needs to know
Why our society's heart and soul
Is washing down the drain
So don't you even look at me
If you know what's good for you
You'll only end up smearing yourself
Since as you know deep down inside
You're not really a socialite
You're just a prostitute
Your tricks are admiration
From those just as dumb as you
But it don't matter what I say
'Cause you are just too cool...
Your flatulations smell just like roses 'cause you're too cool!
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